Saturday, August 16, 2014

Grinch Hunting- day nineteen

Poetry and Commenting

     Today is... you guessed it:

POETRY SATURDAY!!!

     Poetry Saturday! You know, every week you can post poems in the comments section and you will almost defiantly get your poems posted. You can also post comments telling me how to make my blog better. I am happy to improve my blog the way you want it too.
     One more thing- it seems at least one of you four told your friends about this blog (see Grinch Hunting, day twelve), and now I'm getting a steady bit more posts every day (within a minute after I post, too). 
     Well, without further ado, we have: 

POETRY SATURDAY!!!

The Amazing Grinch Hunter

BY ORANGE NOSTRIL
The Amazing Grinch Hunter
Always knows what he is doing.
Whether if it's going to space,
To get a laser gun,
Or relating to Grinch Hunting Day 5!
He truly is awesome.
When you see him shoot his gun.

He's able to track Grinches down,
Like he did a couple of days ago.
He even figured out, how long it will take!

He's so super cool,
And also pretty hot.
Perhaps pretty soon,
He'll fly out to space.
He'll get a laser gun,
And blast back to earth.
And jump on a Grinch,
And pull out it's heart.

And tear off it's limbs,
And unscrew it's head,
And finish him off
With a big laser gun!

He'll sell the parts to
People everywhere.

He will make so much money
And be super cool,
To have acutally hunted...
A GRINCH!!!!
Yeah.

     Whoa, I'm good at poetry. I should probably make the next two poem shorter, though. 
     I kinda liked that poem, though it seemed kind of like an ad.
     Yep, definitely an ad.

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Grinch Hunting- day eighteen

Grinch Found!!!

     Today I decided that since nobody has told me about their Grinch sightings I will find them myself!
     On...
     Well searching on Google I found some good things, and I found this: 

The Grinch sighted in Elora, Ontario

     Well guess what? Now I'm searching for plane tickets to Elora, Ontario.

     Now I just found this: http://www.rome2rio.com
     Now, I looked it up and it will take two days, seven hours, and ten minutes. Now I'm seriously starting to consider if it will be worth it. I'll tell you next time if I decide to go, or if I'm there. 

Monday, August 11, 2014

Grinch Hunting- day seventeen

Poetry Makeup Day

   Crap, I forgot to do...

Poetry Saturday!!! 

     Last Saturday. Well, the votes were 2:0, and I even got one poem to share, so here it is.

Your mom is cool,
She likes to eat.
She drives in cars,
And eats at kitchen bars.

     That poem reminds me of my first poem. It goes like this:

4-Square

Four square is fun,

A sandwich in a bun.

Four square is best,

It wins every test.

     Okay, even though only one person posted a poem in the comments section when I asked everyone to, I still promised to share three poems today (yesterday). Well, let's make the last one about Grinch Hunting. Looking on the internet, I found something good. Here it is:

Mr. Grinch 

Your a mean one,
Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a...
 greasy black peel!

You're a monster,
Mr. Grinch.   
You're heart's an empty hole.
You're brain is full of spiders,
You've got Garlic in you're soul,
 Mr. Grinch.
I Wouldn't touch you with a...
39 1/2 foot pole!

You're a  foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr Grinch
.

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk
!

You're a rotter Mr Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Mr Grinch


Your sole is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
With a noxious super-naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked horse
Mr Grinch!

You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!

     That... is the perfect description of a Grinch that I've been looking for. You're heart's a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Uh, I mean... lol.

 

 

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Grinch Hunting- day sixteen

Something Awesome

     Okay I told you I was coming back, and don't worry, I think I am. Something even more awesome is coming. It will be there soon. It may or may not be about Grinch Hunting, so, I am going to Grinch Hunt today. 

     Today I thought: If I want a missile why don't I type in 'www.missle.com' and see what happens? So I did. I got a weird looking page that was a big categorized list. The categories were:

Chat & Dating
Career and Education
Transportation
Computers and Technology
Entertainment and Arts
Travel
Buisness and Finance
Shopping & Gifts
Home & Lifestyle
Astrology & Psychic
Wholesale & Auction
Games
Health & Fitness
Weight Loss
Free Everything 
     Now, I have a number of things to say to that. First of all, what the heck does weight loss got to do with missiles!? Or dating!? Some of the things looked helpful for a minute, like shopping, or maybe career, until I saw the subcategories under each. 
     I think I'll just give up for the day.

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Grinch Hunting- day fifteen

Honesty

     I'm sorry I haven't been posting recently (again) (again) but I literally went to England for a week and didn't get back till noon yesterday. Have I ever lied to you on this blog? Even once? (Seriously, I haven't lied to you once on this blog. I bet you can't even tell me one time on this blog I've lied to you. You probably will, but I will respond to any comment explaining why whatever was not a lie. That last statement was not a lie either.) I have not.
     Well. Maybe I should come back with something drastic to make up for the week I missed. I'll get back to y'all viewers later. By then I will probably have something AWESOME to come back to you with.

SOMETHING AWESOME!!!
Yeah!!!

     Well, see ya then.