Grinch Hunting- day seventeen

Poetry Makeup Day

   Crap, I forgot to do...

Poetry Saturday!!! 

     Last Saturday. Well, the votes were 2:0, and I even got one poem to share, so here it is.

Your mom is cool,

She likes to eat.

She drives in cars,

And eats at kitchen bars.

     That poem reminds me of my first poem. It goes like this:

4-Square

Four square is fun,

A sandwich in a bun.

Four square is best,

It wins every test.

     Okay, even though only one person posted a poem in the comments section when I asked everyone to, I still promised to share three poems today (yesterday). Well, let's make the last one about Grinch Hunting. Looking on the internet, I found something good. Here it is:

Mr. Grinch 

Your a mean one,

Mr. Grinch.

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a...

 greasy black peel!

You're a monster,

Mr. Grinch.   

You're heart's an empty hole.

You're brain is full of spiders,

You've got Garlic in you're soul,

 Mr. Grinch.

I Wouldn't touch you with a...

39 1/2 foot pole!

You're a  foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr Grinch.

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!

You're a rotter Mr Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Mr Grinch

Your sole is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
With a noxious super-naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked horse
Mr Grinch!

You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!

     That... is the perfect description of a Grinch that I've been looking for. You're heart's a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Uh, I mean... lol.