Grinch Hunting- day sixteen

Something Awesome

     Okay I told you I was coming back, and don't worry, I think I am. Something even more awesome is coming. It will be there soon. It may or may not be about Grinch Hunting, so, I am going to Grinch Hunt today. 

     Today I thought: If I want a missile why don't I type in 'www.missle.com' and see what happens? So I did. I got a weird looking page that was a big categorized list. The categories were:

Chat & Dating
Career and Education
Transportation
Computers and Technology
Entertainment and Arts
Travel
Buisness and Finance
Shopping & Gifts
Home & Lifestyle
Astrology & Psychic
Wholesale & Auction
Games
Health & Fitness
Weight Loss
Free Everything 

     Now, I have a number of things to say to that. First of all, what the heck does weight loss got to do with missiles!? Or dating!? Some of the things looked helpful for a minute, like shopping, or maybe career, until I saw the subcategories under each. 

     I think I'll just give up for the day.

Grinch Hunting- day fifteen

Honesty

     I'm sorry I haven't been posting recently (again) (again) but I literally went to England for a week and didn't get back till noon yesterday. Have I ever lied to you on this blog? Even once? (Seriously, I haven't lied to you once on this blog. I bet you can't even tell me one time on this blog I've lied to you. You probably will, but I will respond to any comment explaining why whatever was not a lie. That last statement was not a lie either.) I have not.

     Well. Maybe I should come back with something drastic to make up for the week I missed. I'll get back to y'all viewers later. By then I will probably have something AWESOME to come back to you with.

SOMETHING AWESOME!!!

Yeah!!!

     Well, see ya then.

Grinch Hunting- day fourteen

Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

     It's Saturday again!!!

POETRY SATURDAY!!!

     Darn it's only Friday. Well, TGIF, I guess. (Why!)  

     Well, it HAS been fourteen days of Grinch hunting and I haven't had a grilled cheese sandwich until today. They sure are tasty, even when slightly burnt. Did you know there are (apparently) three ways to make a grilled cheese sandwich? Well there are. It says so on Wikipedia. See, right here.

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Grilled-Cheese-Sandwich!!!!!!!

     I bet you can't tell me one time Wikipedia has been wrong.

Grinch Hunting- day thirteen

Results

     Wow, somebody's a new fan of this blog. Ten comments in one day. Plus I seemed to have gotten 39 page reviews today, and I haven't even posted yet...

until now.

     Anyways, looking through my comments... looks like somebody else wants me to do Poetry Saturday. Funny comment last Saturday. Well, the results are in and it's 2:0. So I will continue to do Poetry Saturday. Also... looking at the same comment... I got one poem!!! You can look at it in the comments, but I'm not going to put it up here until Saturday. Unless three more poems come that are better than it. Better post soon. (Post on Grinch Hunting- day eleven.) Right before I post next Saturday I'm going to look at and judge all of the poems there. If you don't like the poem that's there, just the more reason to post one up, so you can beat it and have me not post it. 

     I'll go back to Grinch Hunting tomorrow.

Grinch Hunting- day twelve

Voting

     Wow, I'm sorry from yesterday. I didn't realize the type didn't turn white as it's supposed to. Oh well, I fixed it so you can read yesterday's post now too. I actually had to turn the type white. You can still comment on yesterday since you didn't read big parts of it, I see. Anyways, I'm still seriously going to post three of your poems. I'll have it be preferably about Grinches or Grinch hunting, but I guess it doesn't really have to be, if that's what stopping you from sending in poems (for more information, look at Grinch hunting, day eleven).

     It's Sunday today, and if any of you haven't seen Grinch Hunting- day four, then you won't know that I don't hunt for Grinches on Sunday. So, about my blog. Using my supreme power as blog owner, I have seen that at least four people look at it. I'm assuming that they are the four same people. Tell me if I'm right. Actually, as I fixed the color five minutes ago, looking right now... two people have already looked at it. More people look at it, but not on a daily bases. Once I got fifty. Anyways, tell your friends, because I'm trying to get more. I'll tell you if it improves.

Grinch Hunting- day eleven

Poems

    Wow, is it Saturday already?

POETRY SATURDAY!!!

    I told you I was seriously going to do this Poetry Saturday thing if people wanted me to. I got one comment that day from Neth110 saying ‘Woooo’, which I take for a yes. If you want me to not do this next week, say no. If you want me to continue, say ‘yes’ or I guess a ‘wooo’ would suffice. I’m going to compare, and counting the ‘wooo’ from last week, I’m going to tally the votes and tell you the results tomorrow, so comment below.

    Anyways, like I promised: POETRY SATURDAY!!!

Grinch Hunting

Delicate process.

Only for pros and bloggers.

Totally awesome.

Grinches

Hideously green,

They Destroy Christmas for Whos,

And kidnap people.

    Hooray for haikus! Maybe I can do another type of poem next Saturday (depending on the vote, of course). In fact, maybe you can send in poems of your own (any type). Put them in the comments section and I’ll post three next week (again, depending on the vote). Yay poetry.

Grinch Hunting- day ten

Grinch Sightings

     Today I saw something green. Perhaps it was a Grinch! Apparently it was just a flashlight. A solar powered flashlight. Pretty cool, eh. 

     Thinking about it, there have been little to no times I've seen a Grinch. I'll try to think of all the few times I have seen a Grinch, and you tell me the number of Grinches you've seen and where. Maybe I can go hunt them there. I'll do it for free, because, like I said yesterday, I can make a lot of money off of a Grinch. In fact, adding it up, considering all of the variables, I could make about four hundred and eighty one dollars for each fully intact Grinch. 

     Actually, if I'm planning to sell all of the Grinches I capture, I'll need to think over my whole laser gun plan. Darn, I had it all thought out and everything. I did so much to get that laser gun! (See Grinch Hunting- day three.) Oh well, maybe I will have to go the eight minutes to 'Mr. Guns- Guns and Ammo' to get regular human guns. How distasteful.