Grinch Hunting- day twenty-three

Grinch therapy

     Hey everyone! I just had an amazing idea today.
     I've been needing to hunt down Grinches more and more recently as Christmas is almost here, so I'd been thinking- Who knows more about Grinches than anybody? 
     After some thinking, I had three answers. First of all, me- the semi-obsessed Grinch hunting guy who's been at it for years! My second answer was the Whos. They lived just south of the first known Grinch and probably know more about them than most anyone else. Third of all (this one took some thought), were...

THE GRINCHES THEMSELVES!!! 

     Now I may or may not know what you may or may or may not be thinking, but it totally works! If I can get some Grinches on my side, they can rat out all of the other Grinches, along with giving me their weaknesses. 

     Now, of course, the problem lies in getting Grinches on my side.

     Grinches are the nastiest of creatures and would never help a poor Grinch Hunter like me. Unless, of course, I somehow convince them to get it. Perhaps, I thought, the Whos have a secret amulet of sorts that can bring the Grinch onto their side! 

     It seemed to work with the first known Grinch soon after he tried to rob all of the Whos of their presents a long time ago. But, of course, how are Whos going to have some sort of amulet. 

     Then, suddenly, it hit me! The Whos don't use an amulet, they have MAGICAL SINGING (or something).

     Now I don't know for sure it it's the Who's singing or the specific song, so the next time I'm up against a Grinch unarmed I can use that as a potential defense, but until then, everything leads up to finding the Whos. However, this might be a problem considering how they are very, very, very small. But either way, it doesn't hurt to try.

      Now, to find the Whos, I'm going to need someone who knows a lot about the Whos. Now I thought again to myself, Who knows most about Whos. This time the answer was obvious- Whos! Now all I need is to find... some...  Whos. 

Oh.

     So I tried again; Who knows most about Whos besides Whos. After a while another answer came to me- elephants!

     Now I just gotta catch a plane to Africa, and I'm on my way to hunting more Grinches than ever before.

Grinch Hunting- day twenty-two

Grinch Tracker

     Hello everybody! I'm back again!

     Unfortunately for me and the human in Grinch-related danger, nobody told me of any Grinch sightings yesterday, but you still let me know of any sightings anytime help make the world a better Grinch-free place.
     But until then, I've been trying to track down Grinches, starting with the one in prison of whom's picture I showed you yesterday. I tracked the picture down to it's source, where the reporter and probably photographer wrote a very short paragraph about how the article he wrote. But that's where the trail ended when I clicked his link to the article, and... nothing. *faints*
     The page was...
EMPTYYYYYY!!!
     Well now I'm starting to feel suspicious. The potential culprit's name, or so he said, was Stefan Hartman, and if you know anything about this guy, report it to me immediately. Perhaps... this guy is a Grinch himself!!!

That would be scary.

     Oh well. Either way, as of right now, the trail ends here, so I guess I'm going to have to start looking somewhere else. Let you know how it goes tomorrow!

Grinch Hunting- day twenty-one

Doin' My Thing

     Hello again!!!

     I've been doing some poking around, as all Grinch Hunters must do, and I found this...

 

...and I suddenly became very worried. As you can see (unless you cannot see) this Grinch is in jail. However, it seems that he is, in fact, up to no good. I know my job is hunting Grinches, but perhaps as a side career I should make sure they stay in jail too. 

ATTENTION ALL!!!

     If you know of any Grinches in your neighborhood, in prison or otherwise, let me know, and I just might come and do my thing. In fact, if you know of any Grinches anywhere out of custody inform me immediately!

THANK YOU

Grinch Hunting- day TWENTY!!!!

Grinch Hunter Reawakened

     ALAS, it is Christmas time once more, and I have been reawakened to do what I do best-

HUNTING GRINCHES!!!

     And so, I knew I had to get down to business. I would like some help on this, so give me advice in the comments, but until then, I'm going at this alone. On Grinch Hunting day 18, I told you guys about how I found out about how the Grinch was sighted in Elora, Ontario, and even sent you guys the video proof. I calculated the route and travel distance, but I never really decided whether to go.
     Also, I was searching for a laser gun from space, and I was looking into signing up for NASA. Now, if I'm going to catch a Grinch, I really need to get into action. Hopefully my hibernation put the Grinches off guard, so I'm ready for action, baby!

Grinch Hunting- day nineteen

Poetry and Commenting

     Today is... you guessed it:

POETRY SATURDAY!!!

     Poetry Saturday! You know, every week you can post poems in the comments section and you will almost defiantly get your poems posted. You can also post comments telling me how to make my blog better. I am happy to improve my blog the way you want it too.

     One more thing- it seems at least one of you four told your friends about this blog (see Grinch Hunting, day twelve), and now I'm getting a steady bit more posts every day (within a minute after I post, too). 

     Well, without further ado, we have: 

POETRY SATURDAY!!!

The Amazing Grinch Hunter

BY ORANGE NOSTRIL

The Amazing Grinch Hunter

Always knows what he is doing.

Whether if it's going to space,

To get a laser gun,

Or relating to Grinch Hunting Day 5!

He truly is awesome.

When you see him shoot his gun.

He's able to track Grinches down,

Like he did a couple of days ago.

He even figured out, how long it will take!

He's so super cool,

And also pretty hot.

Perhaps pretty soon,

He'll fly out to space.

He'll get a laser gun,

And blast back to earth.

And jump on a Grinch,

And pull out it's heart.

And tear off it's limbs,

And unscrew it's head,

And finish him off

With a big laser gun!

He'll sell the parts to

People everywhere.

He will make so much money

And be super cool,

To have acutally hunted...

A GRINCH!!!!

Yeah.

     Whoa, I'm good at poetry. I should probably make the next two poem shorter, though. 

     I kinda liked that poem, though it seemed kind of like an ad.

     Yep, definitely an ad.

Grinch Hunting- day eighteen

Grinch Found!!!

     Today I decided that since nobody has told me about their Grinch sightings I will find them myself!

     On...

     Well searching on Google I found some good things, and I found this: 

The Grinch sighted in Elora, Ontario

     Well guess what? Now I'm searching for plane tickets to Elora, Ontario.

     Now I just found this: http://www.rome2rio.com. 

     Now, I looked it up and it will take two days, seven hours, and ten minutes. Now I'm seriously starting to consider if it will be worth it. I'll tell you next time if I decide to go, or if I'm there. 

Grinch Hunting- day seventeen

Poetry Makeup Day

   Crap, I forgot to do...

Poetry Saturday!!! 

     Last Saturday. Well, the votes were 2:0, and I even got one poem to share, so here it is.

Your mom is cool,

She likes to eat.

She drives in cars,

And eats at kitchen bars.

     That poem reminds me of my first poem. It goes like this:

4-Square

Four square is fun,

A sandwich in a bun.

Four square is best,

It wins every test.

     Okay, even though only one person posted a poem in the comments section when I asked everyone to, I still promised to share three poems today (yesterday). Well, let's make the last one about Grinch Hunting. Looking on the internet, I found something good. Here it is:

Mr. Grinch 

Your a mean one,

Mr. Grinch.

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a...

 greasy black peel!

You're a monster,

Mr. Grinch.   

You're heart's an empty hole.

You're brain is full of spiders,

You've got Garlic in you're soul,

 Mr. Grinch.

I Wouldn't touch you with a...

39 1/2 foot pole!

You're a  foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr Grinch.

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!

You're a rotter Mr Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Mr Grinch

Your sole is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
With a noxious super-naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked horse
Mr Grinch!

You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!

     That... is the perfect description of a Grinch that I've been looking for. You're heart's a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Uh, I mean... lol.