Grinch Hunting- day twenty-three

Grinch therapy

     Hey everyone! I just had an amazing idea today.
     I've been needing to hunt down Grinches more and more recently as Christmas is almost here, so I'd been thinking- Who knows more about Grinches than anybody? 
     After some thinking, I had three answers. First of all, me- the semi-obsessed Grinch hunting guy who's been at it for years! My second answer was the Whos. They lived just south of the first known Grinch and probably know more about them than most anyone else. Third of all (this one took some thought), were...

THE GRINCHES THEMSELVES!!! 

     Now I may or may not know what you may or may or may not be thinking, but it totally works! If I can get some Grinches on my side, they can rat out all of the other Grinches, along with giving me their weaknesses. 

     Now, of course, the problem lies in getting Grinches on my side.

     Grinches are the nastiest of creatures and would never help a poor Grinch Hunter like me. Unless, of course, I somehow convince them to get it. Perhaps, I thought, the Whos have a secret amulet of sorts that can bring the Grinch onto their side! 

     It seemed to work with the first known Grinch soon after he tried to rob all of the Whos of their presents a long time ago. But, of course, how are Whos going to have some sort of amulet. 

     Then, suddenly, it hit me! The Whos don't use an amulet, they have MAGICAL SINGING (or something).

     Now I don't know for sure it it's the Who's singing or the specific song, so the next time I'm up against a Grinch unarmed I can use that as a potential defense, but until then, everything leads up to finding the Whos. However, this might be a problem considering how they are very, very, very small. But either way, it doesn't hurt to try.

      Now, to find the Whos, I'm going to need someone who knows a lot about the Whos. Now I thought again to myself, Who knows most about Whos. This time the answer was obvious- Whos! Now all I need is to find... some...  Whos. 

Oh.

     So I tried again; Who knows most about Whos besides Whos. After a while another answer came to me- elephants!

     Now I just gotta catch a plane to Africa, and I'm on my way to hunting more Grinches than ever before.

Grinch Hunting- day twenty-two

Grinch Tracker

     Hello everybody! I'm back again!

     Unfortunately for me and the human in Grinch-related danger, nobody told me of any Grinch sightings yesterday, but you still let me know of any sightings anytime help make the world a better Grinch-free place.
     But until then, I've been trying to track down Grinches, starting with the one in prison of whom's picture I showed you yesterday. I tracked the picture down to it's source, where the reporter and probably photographer wrote a very short paragraph about how the article he wrote. But that's where the trail ended when I clicked his link to the article, and... nothing. *faints*
     The page was...
EMPTYYYYYY!!!
     Well now I'm starting to feel suspicious. The potential culprit's name, or so he said, was Stefan Hartman, and if you know anything about this guy, report it to me immediately. Perhaps... this guy is a Grinch himself!!!

That would be scary.

     Oh well. Either way, as of right now, the trail ends here, so I guess I'm going to have to start looking somewhere else. Let you know how it goes tomorrow!

Grinch Hunting- day twenty-one

Doin' My Thing

     Hello again!!!

     I've been doing some poking around, as all Grinch Hunters must do, and I found this...

 

...and I suddenly became very worried. As you can see (unless you cannot see) this Grinch is in jail. However, it seems that he is, in fact, up to no good. I know my job is hunting Grinches, but perhaps as a side career I should make sure they stay in jail too. 

ATTENTION ALL!!!

     If you know of any Grinches in your neighborhood, in prison or otherwise, let me know, and I just might come and do my thing. In fact, if you know of any Grinches anywhere out of custody inform me immediately!

THANK YOU

Grinch Hunting- day TWENTY!!!!

Grinch Hunter Reawakened

     ALAS, it is Christmas time once more, and I have been reawakened to do what I do best-

HUNTING GRINCHES!!!

     And so, I knew I had to get down to business. I would like some help on this, so give me advice in the comments, but until then, I'm going at this alone. On Grinch Hunting day 18, I told you guys about how I found out about how the Grinch was sighted in Elora, Ontario, and even sent you guys the video proof. I calculated the route and travel distance, but I never really decided whether to go.
     Also, I was searching for a laser gun from space, and I was looking into signing up for NASA. Now, if I'm going to catch a Grinch, I really need to get into action. Hopefully my hibernation put the Grinches off guard, so I'm ready for action, baby!