Grinch Hunting- day fourteen

Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

     It's Saturday again!!!

POETRY SATURDAY!!!

     Darn it's only Friday. Well, TGIF, I guess. (Why!)  

     Well, it HAS been fourteen days of Grinch hunting and I haven't had a grilled cheese sandwich until today. They sure are tasty, even when slightly burnt. Did you know there are (apparently) three ways to make a grilled cheese sandwich? Well there are. It says so on Wikipedia. See, right here.

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Grilled-Cheese-Sandwich!!!!!!!

     I bet you can't tell me one time Wikipedia has been wrong.

Grinch Hunting- day thirteen

Results

     Wow, somebody's a new fan of this blog. Ten comments in one day. Plus I seemed to have gotten 39 page reviews today, and I haven't even posted yet...

until now.

     Anyways, looking through my comments... looks like somebody else wants me to do Poetry Saturday. Funny comment last Saturday. Well, the results are in and it's 2:0. So I will continue to do Poetry Saturday. Also... looking at the same comment... I got one poem!!! You can look at it in the comments, but I'm not going to put it up here until Saturday. Unless three more poems come that are better than it. Better post soon. (Post on Grinch Hunting- day eleven.) Right before I post next Saturday I'm going to look at and judge all of the poems there. If you don't like the poem that's there, just the more reason to post one up, so you can beat it and have me not post it. 

     I'll go back to Grinch Hunting tomorrow.

Grinch Hunting- day twelve

Voting

     Wow, I'm sorry from yesterday. I didn't realize the type didn't turn white as it's supposed to. Oh well, I fixed it so you can read yesterday's post now too. I actually had to turn the type white. You can still comment on yesterday since you didn't read big parts of it, I see. Anyways, I'm still seriously going to post three of your poems. I'll have it be preferably about Grinches or Grinch hunting, but I guess it doesn't really have to be, if that's what stopping you from sending in poems (for more information, look at Grinch hunting, day eleven).

     It's Sunday today, and if any of you haven't seen Grinch Hunting- day four, then you won't know that I don't hunt for Grinches on Sunday. So, about my blog. Using my supreme power as blog owner, I have seen that at least four people look at it. I'm assuming that they are the four same people. Tell me if I'm right. Actually, as I fixed the color five minutes ago, looking right now... two people have already looked at it. More people look at it, but not on a daily bases. Once I got fifty. Anyways, tell your friends, because I'm trying to get more. I'll tell you if it improves.

Grinch Hunting- day eleven

Poems

    Wow, is it Saturday already?

POETRY SATURDAY!!!

    I told you I was seriously going to do this Poetry Saturday thing if people wanted me to. I got one comment that day from Neth110 saying ‘Woooo’, which I take for a yes. If you want me to not do this next week, say no. If you want me to continue, say ‘yes’ or I guess a ‘wooo’ would suffice. I’m going to compare, and counting the ‘wooo’ from last week, I’m going to tally the votes and tell you the results tomorrow, so comment below.

    Anyways, like I promised: POETRY SATURDAY!!!

Grinch Hunting

Delicate process.

Only for pros and bloggers.

Totally awesome.

Grinches

Hideously green,

They Destroy Christmas for Whos,

And kidnap people.

    Hooray for haikus! Maybe I can do another type of poem next Saturday (depending on the vote, of course). In fact, maybe you can send in poems of your own (any type). Put them in the comments section and I’ll post three next week (again, depending on the vote). Yay poetry.

Grinch Hunting- day ten

Grinch Sightings

     Today I saw something green. Perhaps it was a Grinch! Apparently it was just a flashlight. A solar powered flashlight. Pretty cool, eh. 

     Thinking about it, there have been little to no times I've seen a Grinch. I'll try to think of all the few times I have seen a Grinch, and you tell me the number of Grinches you've seen and where. Maybe I can go hunt them there. I'll do it for free, because, like I said yesterday, I can make a lot of money off of a Grinch. In fact, adding it up, considering all of the variables, I could make about four hundred and eighty one dollars for each fully intact Grinch. 

     Actually, if I'm planning to sell all of the Grinches I capture, I'll need to think over my whole laser gun plan. Darn, I had it all thought out and everything. I did so much to get that laser gun! (See Grinch Hunting- day three.) Oh well, maybe I will have to go the eight minutes to 'Mr. Guns- Guns and Ammo' to get regular human guns. How distasteful.

Grinch Hunting- day nine

Grinch Parts

     Today I am hungry. Although it's only 8:30 AM, I still haven't eaten anything all day. Maybe I should go eat some breakfast now.

*   *   *

     Okay, I'm back now. I just had some toast, and I'm feeling good.

     Anyways, Grinch hunting. I have recently been wondering what I will do when I kill a Grinch. At first I thought- simple- blast it to smithereens! (See Grinch Hunting- day five.) However, I soon began to wonder... what will one buy for Grinch blood, or a Grinch heart (see Grinch Hunting- day eight)- it would go well in some soups. So I'm making a list of what I will get from a Grinch and how much it would probably be worth.

• Grinch blood... $30 a gallon.
• Grinch ears... $4000 an ear.
• Grinch boogers... $-12 a nostril.
• Grinch heart... $1 per heart.
• Grinch saliva,,, $15 per spit.
• Grinch fat... $4 per fat Grinch.
• Grinch foot... $35 per foot.
• Grinch limb... $5 per limb.
• Grinch screw-on head... $50 per head.

     That's about everything. Of course, there are a few problems for a few of the things, like how Grinches don't have ears, and how their acid-spit will need to be sold to the army to get $15 out of it, but besides that, I'm pretty good off. 

     Now all I need to do is to catch a Grinch.

Grinch Hunting- day eight

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

     Today is Sunday again, and like last week, I'm not going to be Grinch Hunting Today. I know the date says 'Saturday, July 12th, but I had to fix something. However, I can still be talking and thinking and craving about Grinches, though. I bet some of you have started to wonder what is a Grinch, despite my background repeating picture. Well, if you haven't read 'How the Grinch Stole Grinches' then you should. It will be a perfect example of those smelly green Grinches always trying to do things like destroy Christmas. 

     Do you know the actual ending of that book? Well I'll tell you. In the real end, when he heart grows, it explodes, destroying the Grinch and blasting the sleigh of presents of the cliff. Do you know why the Grinch's heart exploded? It exploded because Grinches naturally have a small and therefore worthless heart full of evil. When his heart grew it burst his rib cage and made a small explosion. Actually, in the end, the explosion caused an avalanche and crushed the city.

     Anyways, that's what a Grinches is. If you find one: run, let me hunt them, and never try to give it actual emotions if you plan to survive. Those Whos should've let their presents be pushed over the cliff.

Grinch Hunting- day seven

  Poetry Saturday

     To bad it's not Sunday today, because I feel like not Grinch Hunting Today. Maybe Saturday can be Poetry Saturday.

POETRY SATURDAY!!!

yay!

     Nah, sounds stupid. In the comments section, why don't you tell me just how stupid this sounds, because if y'all find this to be a good idea, I just might just might just might do it. But if y'all think like me then you will say 'no' in the comments section. You can say a simple 'no'. Or a bit more polite 'I think you shouldn't', or you can be like most people on the internet and say 'That's the #%%$# worst @#$#@# idea I've even %$^#@ heard'. I hope you stick to a bit more polite version, though.

Grinch Hunting- day six

  Posting

     Again, I''m so sorry that I have not been posting. I had to go on a two day car trip to Utah! I spend about five days and I've been going long times without internet connections. I will try to post more- two to seven times at a week, but not eight times. If I post eight times a week chances are I will be tracked down by Grinches and I don't have my laser gun quite yet.
     Once I get a laser gun everything will change, though. If I get a laser gun...

If I get a laser gun

If I get a laser gun,

Everything will change,

If I get a laser gun, 

I will go on a range,

To hunt for Grinches

Every second of every day,

and rip the Grinches apart,

and show them 

that this is not a terrible and pointless blog.

AND THE END OF ALL GRINCHES WILL OCCUR!!!

 I hope.