Grinch Hunting- day nine

Grinch Parts

     Today I am hungry. Although it's only 8:30 AM, I still haven't eaten anything all day. Maybe I should go eat some breakfast now.

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     Okay, I'm back now. I just had some toast, and I'm feeling good.

     Anyways, Grinch hunting. I have recently been wondering what I will do when I kill a Grinch. At first I thought- simple- blast it to smithereens! (See Grinch Hunting- day five.) However, I soon began to wonder... what will one buy for Grinch blood, or a Grinch heart (see Grinch Hunting- day eight)- it would go well in some soups. So I'm making a list of what I will get from a Grinch and how much it would probably be worth.

• Grinch blood... $30 a gallon.
• Grinch ears... $4000 an ear.
• Grinch boogers... $-12 a nostril.
• Grinch heart... $1 per heart.
• Grinch saliva,,, $15 per spit.
• Grinch fat... $4 per fat Grinch.
• Grinch foot... $35 per foot.
• Grinch limb... $5 per limb.
• Grinch screw-on head... $50 per head.

     That's about everything. Of course, there are a few problems for a few of the things, like how Grinches don't have ears, and how their acid-spit will need to be sold to the army to get $15 out of it, but besides that, I'm pretty good off. 

     Now all I need to do is to catch a Grinch.